(Source: joshutchersonn)
(Source: joshutchersonn)
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
(Source: juliettburke)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house
maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word
this fucking site i swear to god
(Source: nicolasiscaged)
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
the venn diagram of guys i like and guys i cant have is a circle
the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.
500% me

(Source: ash-ofpallet)